Sunday, September 7, 2008
CAUTIONN!! : WHAT YOU READ NEXT WOULD KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT, MAKE YOUR VISION BLURRY AND MAKE YOU FEEL UTTERLY SICK.DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU.I FELT IT TOO.I KNOW, ITS THAT SERIOUS.You see, yesterday i came home from a little gathering with my friends, ming came to pick me up in his flashy porcshe that i absolutely am in love with.We went to screw around after which, had some fun, decided to chill at Mac's for a while.I order a Mcspicy meal upsized and began swallowing my juicy burger, with ease , while at the same time tackling the oily crunchy fries that i so love.While eating, i wondered to myself - didnt i just eat Macs yesterday and the day before?? Putting the thought aside , i continued to indulge in my burger and within a mere 10mins or so, the whole meal was gone.Chilled for a little while more.And so we splitted ways and i cabbed home.And there was where it all began.I reached home , went to take a shower.Reached for my towel and entered the bathroom.Took off my shirt and immediately something caught my eye!! Right in front of me in the bathroom mirror!! I was dumbfounded , shocked , tears nearly rolled out my eyes.Fear began to surround me , sending chills down my spine.Visions of an unsightly but familar figure stuck in my head.I started counting, 1-2-3-4--?? Waitt.Where was five and six? Not satisfied , i made another hasty count and yes five and six were missing too.I felt numb and senseless, my knees turned weak and i was out of breath.Reality strucked me right in my face. MY ABS ARE MISSINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IT CANNOT BE HAPPENINGGGGG!! ALL MY HARDWORK AND PERVERSANCE ARE BEGINNING TO GO TO WASTEEE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCKING EVIL BURGERS!!! BURN IN HELL BITCHESSS! =xPs: You just wasted 5mins of your life away. XD HAHAHHAHAH.
